Elon Musk Is the Only Billionaire Not Part of the World Economic Forum

Do what you want with this.

The sympathetic Klaus Schwab. Source: Flickr

The World Economic Forum is a benevolent and charitable organization whose members are shareholders/employees of highly ethical companies like Pfizer, Coca-Cola, Blackrock, Nestlé, Exxon, and many, many, more.

Its executive chairman and de facto non-elected leader is none other than the sympathetic Klaus Schwab, who looks like the nicest uncle in the world.

Every year, the charitable organization meets up in the most expensive ski station in the world in the most expensive country in the world to talk about problems they clearly experience on a daily basis, like:

• Climate change: there wasn’t any snow to go skiing this year.
• Rising ocean levels: the third villa has a beachfront view!
• Poverty: the cleaning staff was on strike.
• Sustainability: flying private jets really became expensive because people use their cars too much.
• Female youth well-being: extensively studied on Eps*****’s island that all members made sure to visit…several times.

What exactly do they do in Davos each year?

Well, it’s unclear.